I Reincarnated Into The Worst Scumbag Of Them All Chapter 3

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Posted by Nocturnal, April 29, 2023

The Protagonist And The Conquerable Girls

It was unusual for Masaru and Tenga to head to school early in the morning, but they were currently doing so in a normal manner.

「Masaru~ What the hell happened to you? You’ve become a good boy」

tenga kiryuu

I want to at least avoid the future where I get kicked out of the school. It’s also because I want to take the initiative to get rid of any trivial “flags” as well.

This guy came along with me despite his complaining. He’s surprisingly somebody who really cares about his friends.


A crowd has formed in the direction ahead of us for some reason. I can’t see clearly from this distance, but it appears that they are all female students. Furthermore, there seems to be a male student in the middle of the group.

Unable to ignore it any longer, Tenga ran closer, looking like he wanted to pick a fight with them──

「What are you people doing? You got some nerve showing off like this so early in the morning. I was already annoyed, you know? …And what’s so great about this scrawny bastard anyway?」

Masaru had also caught up from behind after that. The person who was called a scrawny bastard by Kiryu was our classmate, Akira Takayanagi, who happened to be the protagonist of this ero game.

akira takayanagi

He is 167cm tall and has black-colored hair that’s considered quite rare in this world. His androgynous face was the opposite type of ours.

Also, it was rare for Kiryu and Akira to have direct contact like this. Although I was really into the game at one point in my life, I don’t recall such scenes.

「Hey, cut it out, you guys」

「Yeah. Please don’t disturb us. We are just having a chat」

「Seriously, so annoying. You guys are soo disgusting~」

His female followers(conquerable targets) criticized us hard.

Ehh~, from the left, there’s Makoto Nishina - the secret pervert who has a stupid thiccc body. Then standing in the center is the serious study-type student president with glasses, Saki Amane, and on the right is the lewd gyaru, Miko Etou. Well, my favorite character is the gyaru, Eto────

「Oi Masaru, you there, Masaru?! You say something too」

「Huhh??──Oh right, um…I’m going to fuck you up, you whores」

「Haaah?! What did you say?!──」

「Come on now, calm down, everyone. You’re our classmates Charai-kun and Tenga-kun, right? We’ve been a bit too noisy so early in the morning. We’re sorry about that, and I would be happy if we could all get along」

「Humph! Look at you trying to be all cool and shit. Yeahhh, I don’t like it」

「Hey, you there, how about you stop it at that? I’m not going to stay still if you keep going」

Sei Shinonome

──This girl was here too, huh?

The one who spoke out with a commanding voice to stop Kiryu was the second-year, Sei Shinonome, the kendo club’s ace. Of course, she’s one of the conquerable targets too. She is 171cm tall and has G cups. Her hair is a transparent silver color, and she has crimson-colored eyes.

But since this is the world of an ero game, even an arrogant girl like her has to wear the short skirt uniform that’s short to the point where her panties were almost showing. I couldn’t help but end up looking there with perverted eyes.

「Aghh, let go, owww」

While I was thinking about such unnecessary things, Sei grabbed Tenga’s arm from behind and put him in a pretty painful-looking posture. Let’s help him out for now.

「Senpai, even with the way he is, he’s still my friend. Let it go with this, yeah?」

Cutting in between the two of them, I grabbed Sei’s soft and delicate finger and released Tenga. That was literally our “first touch”.

──Dunn dee dunn dunnnn♪

When the bell that marked the start of school rang, Akira and the others dispersed and headed into the school building as if the commotion just now had never happened.

「*Chi*. That girl pisses me off」

I got to see something nice thanks to coming to school so early in the morning. It seems the protagonist has gathered more girls than I thought. I have nothing against you, Akira, but I’m going to get a good taste of each and every single one of them. The only ending that awaits you is the 【BAD END】.

Anyway, that girl shall be my second target.

「Alright Tenga…I have a fun idea. It’s the most suitable way to punish that Sei Shinonome girl」

「Head, head, head, head!!」

「*Yaaaahh*ーーー!!」

After school ended that day, we came to the kendo club to have a trial experience in their club activities. Since we get treated like outcasts within the school, we received quite an unfriendly reception.

「Why are those guys he──」

I can hear everyone whispering stuff around us. We’re being hated on.

「This is some bullshittt. Do you guys really want a fight?」

Tenga had seized the moment and spoke out loudly.

Nice, Tenga, keep goingー!

Let’s cheer him on in my heart for now.

Normally, the upperclassmen wouldn’t stay silent when a bunch of first-years like us are starting shit. However, since everyone knows that I’m the chairman’s son, no one could speak out against us.

But if there was a person who could, it would only be…

「You are the guys from this morning…Let’s talk outside if you have something to say. As you can see, you’re troubling the others. Please come on out」

「Oh, you’re finally here, Sei Shinonome. I challenge you to a match of Kendo! If you beat me, I will leave and never come back to this place. But if I win, you will apologize for the incident this morning by licking my shoes」

「Hah, such nonsense…but if you’re going to go that far, why not? However, let’s make it so that I win if I score ten hits on you, and you win if you score on me once──It would be too pitiful if I don’t give you a handicap」

Hehehe──Is this woman stupid or something?... You’ll land ten hits on me?! You’re taking me way too lightly. A girl wouldn’t beat a guy in the first place. I’m going to put you through hell.

……………………

「Head!! Bodyーー!! Wristーーー!!」

「Point!! Point!! Point!! Poinntt~!!!」

In the end, Tenga did not even score a point on Sei and got all beaten up. Even though he had protective gear on, his body was full of wounds from her sharp strikes.

「All bark and no bite. Do you get why I put that handicap in place now? It’s so that I can beat the crap out of you. Be gone already! And don’t step foot into this dojo again」

「──That’s our Shinonome-san」

A Kendo club member cheered.

However, the atmosphere changed due to one man alone.

「Hahahahaaha…」

Masaru burst into laughter after watching the series of events. Then, a big grin appeared on his face.

「What? Did you lose it after seeing your friend getting completely beaten down?」

「Now now, you still haven’t had a match with me yet, right?!」

「Being a sore loser, huh……The match has already been decided. Plus, the outcome was already clear before the match even started 」

「Yeah, you’re right. Don’t worry, we’ll leave……But Sei-chan, have a match with me too ♡」

「Goofy idiot……What is the point?」

「Me and that idiot lying down there will withdraw from the school if I lose. But If I win, you’ll be my girlfriend for ten days」

「What? Are you serious?」

「Oh? Are you dating someone already? Or are you afraid you’ll lose? 」

「Hah, what a joke! Neither. I just feel too sorry for you, that’s all…I’ll have you regret picking a fight with me just like that guy who’s lying over there」



TLN: In kendo, there's a thing where they call out the areas they are targeting

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